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- There it is.
- Big day.

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It's a bit bigger in real life, isn't it?

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Okay.

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- And they've still got the sign.
- Oh, yeah.

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There he is, guys.

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Jeremy?

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Hey.

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How's things?

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Yeah, sorry, that's got a bit of meat on it.

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How's... Yeah, all right.

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- S'all right. Go for the handshake.
- Yeah, sorry about that.

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So, how can I help?

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We've come to ask...

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Please, may we use the tent
for our studio?

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You want to use it?

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- Well, yeah, it's for the show.
- Yeah.

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- Studio.
- We need a... You know, like a place.

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Not really.

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I mean, you could.

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But it's got a butcher's in it now
and a bar.

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And a shop.

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And an off license.

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Is there, like, a corner?

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Again, not really.

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It's usually quite busy in here
as well. That's...

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So, there wouldn't be an audience
so much as customers.

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- Okay.
- Good. No, good.

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I mean, I want to help. It's just... look.

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- Oh.
- Yeah, no.

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- It's been repurposed.
- Mhm.

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- We totally understand.
- Hundred percent.

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So, can I get you any meat
while you're here?

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Do you do pork-and-sage sausages?

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Almost certainly.

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The sausages are all in there.

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Perfect, okay. I'll let you grab some.

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All right, best of... Hey, listen, guys.

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- Yeah.
- Guys, seriously.

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Yeah.

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Have fun with this.

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- Thank you, Jeremy.
- Yeah?

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I mean it and good luck.
And don't fuck it up.

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- Right, okay.
- All right?

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Thank you, Jeremy.

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- Good, take care of yourselves.
- Okay.

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You need your sausages, yeah. Go ahead.

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It's not exactly how I pictured that going.

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I've got to be honest with you.

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I've actually been watching
what they've been up to

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for the last year and a half.

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And they're very, very good.

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I think you're going to love it.

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- Is that you?
- Yes.

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That makes that me.

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And that Francis.

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What does it say about
Angola that we found some motor sport

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<i>before we found a wild animal?</i>

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It means we've come to the right place!

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Goodbye, James!

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Considering we're on a runway,

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you'd imagine it would be something
like a top fuel drag...

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Why do people not shout more
about Malaysian car culture?

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'Cause they can't hear over it.

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Woah!

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<i>Keep it tight, Thomas! Keep it tight!</i>

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Francis is too handsome for prison!

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<i>James, stop!</i>

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Where's the jet? Where is he?

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Holy shit!

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- Think he's going to be okay?
- No.

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What's the average size

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of an urban, European parking space?

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What, you actually know it?

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Come on, people used to say I was nerdy.

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This is fantastic.

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We're racing in Angola!

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Oh, shit!

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Oh!

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Oh, personal space!

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Oh, that's the edge!

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Don't like that.

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- Jesus!
- I'm getting out of here.

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Yeah, me too.

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Oh, my God!

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Have you seen some of the stuff
we've done?

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Yeah.

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- I liked it.
- Thank you.

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- Did you see the bit where the...
- No.

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- No, I didn't see that.
- It... you didn't?

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- No, sorry.
- Not that bit?

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So, I guess that means
we're homeless then.

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<i>It does look that way.</i>

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<i>Look, at least
we're not coming away empty handed.</i>

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We've got our pork-and-sage sausages.

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<i>Yes, we may be homeless,</i>

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<i>but that's not stopping us
from going on adventures,</i>

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<i>and it's about time for our first film.</i>

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Which is about a power struggle

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going on right now in the world of cars.

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I don't know if you've noticed,

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but everything is sort of going electric.

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There are some great
electric cars out there,

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but this has resulted
in petrol being backed

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into a corner.

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Back things into a corner
and they tend to fight back,

106
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and nowhere is that fight more fierce

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than America.

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<i>And in the dwindling world</i>

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<i>of petrol sports cars,</i>

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<i>the fight-back is happening</i>

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<i>at the very highest levels of power.</i>

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<i>So welcome, everyone,</i>

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<i>to the Resistance.</i>

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Meet the wildest Mustang
the world has ever seen...

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the Mustang Grand Touring Daytona,

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or GTD.

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The 5.2-litre V8 in this

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with the help of a 2.65-litre supercharger

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makes 815 horsepower.

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It's so fast and so extreme

121
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that Ford say
it's no longer a sports car at all.

122
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It is in fact a super car.

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<i>So, it's now a Mustang</i>

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<i>that costs £300,000.</i>

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<i>It is at least engulfed
in carbon-fibre panels,</i>

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<i>sports a gargantuan rear wing,</i>

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<i>and where the back seats should be,</i>

128
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<i>there's race suspension.</i>

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Look, I can literally
watch the springs move

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in the cabin!

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What is that?

132
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What is that?

133
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Good morning!

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This...

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is the Corvette ZR1.

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And it has 1,064 horsepower.

137
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<i>At around half the price of the Mustang,</i>

138
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<i>this Corvette has a 5.5-litre,</i>

139
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<i>twin-turbo V8.</i>

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<i>That will push you to 225 miles an hour.</i>

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This is what happens

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when you back petrol cars into a corner.

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Someone poked a bear!

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A big, smelly grizzly bear.

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Jesus...

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<i>Although these two cars
may stand shoulder to shoulder</i>

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<i>on the front line in the fight
against electric vehicles...</i>

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<i>they are nevertheless
in competition with one another,</i>

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<i>both of them fighting
to be the petrol-powered king.</i>

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Oh, there you are, James.

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<i>Good to see you. That is
a very cool-looking car, actually.</i>

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It is, and it was
looking better before yours came along.

153
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Yeah, no, it looks really good,

154
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<i>through the heat rising
out of my 1,064-horsepower,</i>

155
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<i>twin-turbo V8. Quick question for you...</i>

156
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are you okay being in the car

157
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<i>that has less horsepower, weighs</i>

158
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a whole walrus more
and costs twice as much?

159
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<i>Actually,
you're not allowed to insult this car</i>

160
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<i>because even though it began its life
in the US,</i>

161
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it then went onto a better place, Canada,

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<i>and re-forced anew,</i>

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and that's where you're from,
so that's treason.

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<i>Yeah, I am actually quite proud</i>

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that car is made in Canada. It's made,
like, 20 minutes from my house.

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<i>It's awesome.</i>

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<i>But unfortunately by the numbers today,</i>

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it's... it's a bit... it's a bit down, isn't it?

169
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<i>It's not about the numbers.</i>

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You are looking at a bespoke race car.

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Okay. Let's race then.

172
00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:01,280
Okay, launch.

173
00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:02,776
<i>Hey, James, do you find it kind of weird</i>

174
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that, like, right now there's, like, AI robots

175
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,680
probably planning a trip to colonise Mars

176
00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:09,840
or something,

177
00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:12,920
but in the car world
we're still settling the debate

178
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of who has the better car
by driving quite quickly

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over a short distance in a straight line?

180
00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,720
Sorry, I was just... I'm playing
with my launch-control settings.

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Oh.

182
00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,320
Aw, here we go!

183
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Go, Mustang!

184
00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:39,960
Oh, it's close!

185
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And I'm gone.

186
00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:45,480
Yeah. Bye bye!

187
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It was close!

188
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Oh, look at that Corvette go.

189
00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:52,600
Go, Mustang!

190
00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:53,760
Go, Mustang!

191
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What is that?

192
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What is that?

193
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Goodbye, James!

194
00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:04,160
Hello, Thomas!

195
00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:07,640
Bye, Thomas!

196
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,640
What the hell is that thing?

197
00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:16,560
Woah!

198
00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:24,440
- You crazy...
- Unbelievable!

199
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:25,440
What did...

200
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:28,600
I thought you were going to bring
a Dodge Demon or something.

201
00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:33,920
This is a Hennessy Venom
F5 Revolution Evolution.

202
00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,840
The most powerful,

203
00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:39,720
internal-combustion-engine
production car in the world.

204
00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:42,120
This is a 6.6-litre,

205
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,480
twin-turbocharged V8.

206
00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:47,880
I have never seen a car move that quick.

207
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,640
When I put my foot down,

208
00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,480
everything was... was left behind.

209
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,880
I'm... I'm still waiting for my testicles.

210
00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,520
Okay!

211
00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:59,440
That's the best defeat
I've ever experienced.

212
00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:01,880
- How much power?
- A big 815.

213
00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:04,000
- How much power?
- 1,064.

214
00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:08,480
Two thousand
and thirty-one brake horsepower.

215
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,120
Oh, my God!

216
00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:11,920
How much does this car cost?

217
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:13,680
Two-point-one million pounds.

218
00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,800
Oh, God!

219
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,800
- Two million!
- So you brought a hypercar.

220
00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:22,160
Sorry, 2,031 horsepower,
no hybrid tech?

221
00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:23,520
No, this...

222
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:27,560
These are all pure,
internal-combustion engines, right?

223
00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:31,120
I feel like it just got nuts in,
like, the last year.

224
00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,480
- It did.
- Like, 815...

225
00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,000
- Yeah.
- A minute ago was nuts.

226
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:39,440
This is America's upper cut
in response to the gut punch

227
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:40,920
of electric cars, I mean...

228
00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,760
Francis, do the maths. What is it?
4,000 horsepower between them?

229
00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:45,760
- Near enough.
- Yeah.

230
00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,600
- We've got a journey ahead.
- Yeah.

231
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:51,440
<i>As well as giving electric super cars</i>

232
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,640
<i>a shock in the horsepower stakes,</i>

233
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,160
<i>these cars promise to deliver</i>

234
00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:58,760
<i>a much more engaging
and visceral driving experience.</i>

235
00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,560
<i>But which of these three
does that the best?</i>

236
00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:06,840
<i>We couldn't agree,</i>

237
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,640
<i>so we decided to do a little road trip</i>

238
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,360
<i>through the wilds of California.</i>

239
00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:25,720
The thing I'm really starting to
love about the Venom

240
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is shifting under load.

241
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,960
It's like a sawn-off shotgun being fired.

242
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,960
Even at low speeds, it's so satisfying!

243
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,880
You don't have to be travelling
at 200 miles an hour

244
00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:39,040
to enjoy this car.

245
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,200
Ready?

246
00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,520
Ogh!

247
00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:49,240
It's so aggressive and it's brilliant.
It's brilliant!

248
00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:53,720
Ogh!

249
00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:59,200
Hey, do you guys
want to talk about the Nürburgring?

250
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,840
Oh, fuck!

251
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,480
No!

252
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,880
I know what Thomas is doing
with that question.

253
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,176
<i>It's really important,
you know, that track over in Germany,</i>

254
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,840
the big, dangerous, really long, fast one

255
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,400
where manufacturers take their cars

256
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:12,920
to prove how good they are?

257
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:16,800
What...
What time did your car do there, James?

258
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,560
<i>Actually, it laid down the fastest.</i>

259
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,840
<i>American-production-car lap time ever.</i>

260
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,800
Six fifty-two.

261
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,520
That's quicker than a 918 Spyder.

262
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,120
Very good.

263
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:29,880
Until?

264
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:37,080
The Corvette did it one second faster
at 6'51.

265
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:40,160
Oh, that's just so unfortunate.

266
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,600
Francis,

267
00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:45,880
have they put
the Hennessy Venom Evolution.

268
00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,480
Revolution Pollution

269
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:48,800
around the Nürburgring yet?

270
00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:51,800
It's Revolution Evolution.

271
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,640
- Sorry.
<i>- And...</i>

272
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,680
no, I don't think anyone has...
has been crazy enough

273
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,160
to go around the Nürburgring yet.

274
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:06,040
<i>Soon, we stumbled
across America's lowest town.</i>

275
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:09,120
<i>Sitting 220 feet below sea level</i>

276
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,960
<i>is Bombay Beach.</i>

277
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,800
Look at this place.

278
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,160
Oh, this is funky.

279
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,640
<i>This old lakeside resort from the 1950s</i>

280
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,480
<i>used to be</i> the <i>place to be seen.</i>

281
00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:30,880
<i>Frank Sinatra, the Beach Boys
and Bing Crosby</i>

282
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:33,000
<i>were all regular visitors.</i>

283
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:38,680
<i>But as the lake dried out
and the beaches became contaminated,</i>

284
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,480
<i>the tourists left.</i>

285
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,960
I've never been anywhere quite like this.

286
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,880
<i>Today, it's more or less deserted,</i>

287
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:51,480
<i>barring a few... interesting inhabitants.</i>

288
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:58,160
<i>You know how people micro dose,</i>

289
00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,600
<i>Magic mushrooms?</i>

290
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,920
I don't think
these people are microdosing.

291
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:09,160
<i>Look at this Bombay Beach Drive-In.</i>

292
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,680
It's like a drive-in-cinema set-up.

293
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,920
Yeah, you guys want to go catch a flick?

294
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,120
I'm going to pull in.

295
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,240
The Chevelle.

296
00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:24,000
That's an AMC Pacer.

297
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,000
What's that noi... Oh, it's...

298
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,360
Francis.

299
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:31,536
- Have you seen what they've got?
- Your car is so loud.

300
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,840
How much of my trip
is going to be interrupted

301
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,120
by the fan on your Hennessy?

302
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,560
You're ruining the movie!

303
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,440
It... it needs to breathe!

304
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,760
This is a one... W126 SEC.

305
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,800
Is the Mercedes badge still on it?

306
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,440
No. Did it come in factory pink?
And yellow?

307
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,080
Oh, for sure, yeah.

308
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,320
Yeah, lovely Mercedes cushions.

309
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,280
Francis, honestly, don't sit there...

310
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:57,640
Francis,

311
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,800
- so much sex...
- Yeah.

312
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,360
Has happened in this car.

313
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,320
Francis, judging by the panties
hanging off the Gran Turino over there,

314
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:06,720
this has been a place of...

315
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,320
a place of debauchery.

316
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:12,400
- You had to ruin my moment of fun.
- Don't touch me.

317
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:14,240
Hey! There's another Mustang!

318
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,560
It's got no wheels, but it's a fixer-upper.

319
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:20,400
It's nice how your car
still honours its original platform.

320
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,280
- Yeah.
- Slightly.

321
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:24,360
The whole point of this
was the two plus two.

322
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,856
Mine has switched out the rear seats
for a suspension window.

323
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,880
And transaxle, I suppose.

324
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,320
- Yeah.
- That felt very accusatory by the way.

325
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:32,680
Yeah, I was getting onto that.

326
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,520
Your ZR1 is basically
a bastardised Italian super car.

327
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,920
Hold on,
but both of your cars are part of...

328
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,480
They are classics parts
of the American dream, right?

329
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:44,240
What part of the American dream
does your car represent?

330
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:47,280
Well, I...
I'd say the new American dream...

331
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,320
of being a billionaire.

332
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,360
I've got to be a billionaire.

333
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:53,736
- Anything less is worse.
- Anything less is worse, yeah.

334
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:56,056
You can be anything if you're
a billionaire. You can be president.

335
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,800
Yeah.

336
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,760
Oh, everyone, pause for a second.

337
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:01,200
- Wait, no.
- There's a train.

338
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,120
- We need to get this.
- We need to get what?

339
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,800
Please, like, get... get in the car.

340
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:06,960
- No!
- You want to catch the train?

341
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,480
- Okay, okay.
- Okay.

342
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,640
Go on!

343
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,680
No way!

344
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,120
We're chasing trains!
We're chasing trains

345
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:24,560
in the best
that internal combustion has to offer.

346
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,040
Oh, look at that!

347
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,440
Woah! Yes!

348
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,680
It's not hanging around, is it?

349
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:39,280
We're in
a Francis Bourgeois dream right now.

350
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,800
Francis, how do I make him beep his horn?

351
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,480
Beep your horn!

352
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,560
Yeah!

353
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,040
<i>Francis, I will admit</i>

354
00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,560
this is extremely cool.

355
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,240
<i>It's the very rare occasion</i>

356
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,096
<i>that we'll come across something
on this trip</i>

357
00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,480
that's more powerful than the Venom.

358
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,800
That's true.

359
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:13,560
<i>As we parted company with...
Thomas the Tank Engine,</i>

360
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:18,080
<i>the sounds
that my co-hosts' cars had been making</i>

361
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:21,600
<i>got me thinking
about Francis's accusation</i>

362
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:26,480
<i>that my Corvette
is just a knock-off Italian super car.</i>

363
00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,720
Both of those V8s in those cars

364
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,200
sound typically American.

365
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,640
It's kind of that, like, dirty, warbled, 'brrrr'

366
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,760
sort of classic V8 sound.

367
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,840
This one has got that kind of smooth,

368
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,200
'vvvvv' sound,

369
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,360
and that's very, very characteristic

370
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,160
of Italian V8s.

371
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,320
As much as I love it,

372
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,920
it does feel a bit confused as a Corvette

373
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:56,160
because all throughout history,
Corvettes had V8s like those ones,

374
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:57,880
not like this.

375
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,200
<i>A point that James was eager to prove</i>

376
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:05,760
<i>as we drove deeper
into the Californian desert.</i>

377
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,000
That is what a V8
is supposed to sound like,

378
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,400
not muffled by turbochargers...

379
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,480
but a screaming supercharger.

380
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,120
Music. Music!

381
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,840
<i>Now we were on a road
with proper curves,</i>

382
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,640
<i>I could finally get to grips</i>

383
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:33,400
<i>with my weapons-grade steering wheel.</i>

384
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,040
The steering is so incredibly direct

385
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,000
and my inputs are transmitted
through this...

386
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:41,920
fighter-jet-like yoke.

387
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,560
Every degree of input

388
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:49,520
equates so exactly
to where the car goes.

389
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,000
And with acceleration like this...

390
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,240
I feel like I'm flying a fighter jet.

391
00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,600
<i>Annoyingly, even though
this twisty stretch of asphalt</i>

392
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,080
<i>was a proper driving road,
we quickly realized</i>

393
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:07,400
<i>that our cars
were simply too powerful for it.</i>

394
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:10,680
Foot down.

395
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,520
And then braking.

396
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,480
A blip!

397
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,080
No! No, no!

398
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,720
Certainly not.

399
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,000
<i>I don't know about you guys,</i>

400
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:24,960
but I... I cannot even approach the limits

401
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:26,400
of my car on this road.

402
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:27,800
<i>No chance.</i>

403
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,080
<i>It's very pretty, but you're right.</i>

404
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,600
<i>These cars need more.</i>

405
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:35,120
Yeah, I just came on boost mid corner

406
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:38,200
and I think
I might need a change of underwear.

407
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:43,680
<i>Fortunately,
the ever wise Grand Tour Office</i>

408
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:47,040
<i>had organized for us
to visit a nearby racetrack.</i>

409
00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:49,160
<i>Welcome, boys,</i>

410
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,080
to Thermal Raceway.

411
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:55,760
<i>What we have here</i>

412
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:59,520
<i>is a haven
for extremely rich petrol heads.</i>

413
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,640
<i>If you can afford
one of the multi-million-dollar houses</i>

414
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,240
<i>lining the track side,</i>

415
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:08,040
<i>you can then race 'round
the Thermal circuit at your leisure.</i>

416
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,600
<i>It's rumoured that even Max Verstappen
owns a villa here,</i>

417
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,480
<i>in case you need to pop 'round
to borrow a pint of milk.</i>

418
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:18,400
<i>Oh, boys, we've got
some serious cars parked out here.</i>

419
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:21,520
Do I spy with my little eye a GT3 RS?

420
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,480
<i>The world's most perfect,
off-the-shelf race car, yeah.</i>

421
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,016
Isn't that the car that Ford said
they wanted to beat

422
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,696
at the Nürburgring, and then
they didn't beat it at the Nürburgring?

423
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:33,440
<i>It... they... y...
They set it as a target. Okay?</i>

424
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,720
That's what targets are for.
You aim for the Moon,

425
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:39,640
you fall amongst the stars. That's why
it's called a 'constellation prize'.

426
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,800
James, it's not a 'constellation prize'.

427
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,840
It's a 'consolation prize'.

428
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,320
Well then what...
How's that got to do with stars?

429
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:54,600
It doesn't, you dumb-ass!

430
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,280
What?

431
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:59,120
It's not... it's not a 'constellation prize'?

432
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,760
<i>No!</i>

433
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:05,880
<i>So, as it was getting
a bit dark to use the track,</i>

434
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:10,760
<i>the office had managed to find us
a not-so-shabby villa.</i>

435
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,360
<i>This one is ours? This one?</i>

436
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:18,880
You're kidding!

437
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,280
Oh, my goodness me.

438
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,120
This place is crazy!

439
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,056
This looks good here.
This makes me feel

440
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,560
like I'm visiting the wealthy home

441
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,960
of billionaire TikToker Francis Bourgeois.

442
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,400
I wouldn't do top lights like these.

443
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,040
This is absolutely unbelievable.

444
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,280
I'm sorry. Can I help you?

445
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,960
- Can I help you?
- Yeah, our bags are in here.

446
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:50,960
Why are your bags in my car?

447
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:53,240
We don't have storage
in our vehicles, Thomas.

448
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,920
I don't have...
I have suspension instead of a boot.

449
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,240
So, wait... when did you put your...

450
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:00,920
I feel weirdly violated.

451
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:04,080
You know what?
This is a boiling hot bag, so...

452
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,000
Yeah, it is.

453
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,616
This doesn't work
as a solution in the future.

454
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,496
What do you mean it doesn't work
as a... What...

455
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,440
- I'm not saying thank you.
- Guys, guys.

456
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:11,880
We're billionaires now, right?

457
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,336
We're billionaires. Do we whisper?

458
00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:14,976
Do we stand differently?
I don't understand.

459
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,160
Like... open up the shoulders.

460
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:18,520
Open the shoulders, yeah.

461
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,440
- Threads to the sky, you know?
- Threads...

462
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,320
I don't pay my taxes.

463
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:27,200
Do you think... do you think
this place has one of those toilets

464
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,040
that washes your bum with warm water?

465
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,080
- Absolutely.
- Yeah.

466
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:33,080
Based on this staircase alone,

467
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,640
what kind of car
do you think this person daily drives?

468
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:36,920
- G-Wagon.
- Urus.

469
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,040
I think somewhere in between the two.

470
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,400
Or both.

471
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:03,840
How's that?

472
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:05,920
It's not bad!

473
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,240
I didn't realize
the racetrack was right there.

474
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:12,800
It is right there.

475
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:14,280
Oh, wow!

476
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,800
Is Francis still in bed by the way?

477
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:21,440
If bed is a 2,000-horsepower hypercar.

478
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,720
Okay, I'm going to put it in F5 mode.

479
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:31,720
I'm going to unleash

480
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,880
the full 2,031 brake horsepower.

481
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,080
Wow!

482
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,680
Absolute hellfire!

483
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,480
This car is built for 300 miles an hour.

484
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:57,440
They had to use
NASA's shuttle-landing facility

485
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,560
just to bring it up to its limits.

486
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:02,400
Oh, my goodness me!

487
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,400
And they hit a top speed

488
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:07,120
of 270 miles an hour

489
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,720
and it had more left to give.

490
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,760
I've opened up the gates of hell

491
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,640
with this Hennessy Venom.

492
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,000
And I don't know
if I can get them closed again!

493
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,200
<i>We quickly joined Francis,</i>

494
00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:24,840
<i>eager to find out what our cars were like</i>

495
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,800
<i>on a proper racing circuit.</i>

496
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:29,800
All right, let's see what she's got.

497
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:31,640
Track mode.

498
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,040
Woah... Jesus!

499
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:43,560
This has got the extra...

500
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,440
ZTK track package.

501
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,760
So, I got down force,

502
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,920
sticky tires...

503
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,560
The engine has anti-lag system, right?

504
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,560
So, as I brake into a corner
and downshift like that,

505
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,160
it keeps the turbos spinning.

506
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:01,640
It keeps boost

507
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,920
going into the intake so on the way out...

508
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,560
there's no lag.

509
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:07,720
Just...

510
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,240
Just face-crushing performance.

511
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,360
And the steering too,
I've driven all of the other Corvettes

512
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,960
of this generation
and usually the steering,

513
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,360
there's no feedback to it. It feels like...

514
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,400
trying to read braille with oven mitts on.

515
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,560
This one, though, it's... it's different.

516
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:38,840
Okay.

517
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,440
This is when any semblance
of a normal Mustang...

518
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,040
disappears, and I have driven them all.

519
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,120
This has been
comprehensively re-engineered

520
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,960
by a Canadian company called Multimatic,

521
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:56,000
which, admittedly,
sounds like an air conditioner,

522
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,800
but they're the same guys
that did the Ford GT

523
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,280
and the Aston Martin Valkyrie.

524
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,800
They don't mess around.

525
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,640
That wider track, six inches wider
than a normal Mustang,

526
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:13,040
is in the effort to put as much rubber
down on the road as possible.

527
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,400
So, those front tires,

528
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,680
they're as wide
as a Lamborghini's rear tires.

529
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,680
And for performance, in track mode,

530
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,840
it cuts off the air conditioning
when required.

531
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,560
So, even though it is finished in Canada,

532
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,920
it holds onto some American values

533
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,680
because it is sacrificing my well-being

534
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,240
to gain power.

535
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,000
<i>After a morning of wrestling horsepower,</i>

536
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,760
<i>we were finally getting the hang
of our cars.</i>

537
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,320
<i>However, there was quite a bit
of head room</i>

538
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,320
<i>in the performance of these machines</i>

539
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,320
<i>and, inevitably, we hit our limits.</i>

540
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:57,080
Oh!

541
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,240
I just punched myself in the balls!

542
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,800
<i>So, we thought it was the right time</i>

543
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,440
<i>to pull in and compare some notes.</i>

544
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:11,560
Seriously.

545
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,720
The braking G-forces in that Mustang
are absurd.

546
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,680
Don't talk to me about G-forces.

547
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:17,840
Like,

548
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:19,960
- one thing, greater accelerating...
- Yeah.

549
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,520
But in the corners,

550
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,440
like, my whole internal organs

551
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:24,816
were on this side, and then that side.

552
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,120
Listen, I don't know.
There's so much grip in this car.

553
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,776
Seriously,
when I had the traction control off,

554
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,216
it took me... Let's just say
it took me a while to get used to it.

555
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:34,280
I saw both of you
the other way around at one point.

556
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,616
- That's just a technique.
- Yeah, that's called backing it in.

557
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,800
- Yeah.
- For a sick drift.

558
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,040
<i>Enough of Thomas
and James's ridiculous excuses.</i>

559
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:43,720
<i>What we all wanted to know</i>

560
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:47,160
<i>was which of our cars
could set the quickest lap time here,</i>

561
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,320
<i>and to keep it fair,</i>

562
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,080
<i>I recruited a racing driver,</i>

563
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,280
<i>an English lad</i>

564
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,320
<i>from my hometown of Frome.</i>

565
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,200
- Francis.
- Jenson.

566
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,080
- How you doing?
- Good to see you, man.

567
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:01,080
- That's Jenson Button.
- Jenson Button.

568
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:04,160
- How was your journey?
- Yeah, journey was great, thank you.

569
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,360
Do we walk over?
Or do we wait for him to come here?

570
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:07,920
- I don't know.
- Just...

571
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,576
- Is there an etiquette?
- Do I do hands on hips

572
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:10,600
or hands in pockets?

573
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,600
May I introduce you
to my... my, my co-presenters.

574
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:15,160
- How you doing?
- Yeah, good.

575
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:16,360
J... James.

576
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,120
Oh, all right, dude!

577
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:19,960
Personal space! Okay!

578
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,960
- This is exactly what I needed.
- Lovely! Awkward.

579
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,600
- James, keep it cool.
- Good to see you, mate.

580
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,440
Hey, hey! I like... yes!

581
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:28,560
Great!

582
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,560
You guys love each...
You guys know each other?

583
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:33,960
Yeah, so, we used to live
in the same town in Somerset.

584
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,080
- You know.
- Frome.

585
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:37,496
- Frome.
- 'Froome' where though?

586
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,640
In... in Somerset.

587
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,640
- This is the car I was on about.
- Yes.

588
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,880
The Hennessy Venom
F5 Revolution Evolution.

589
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,080
Two thousand
and thirty-one brake horsepower.

590
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:48,800
- Wow.
- I've been driving it,

591
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,280
And it is an absolute weapon.

592
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,320
- Yeah?
- Do I do a hand...

593
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:54,880
And what are these guys doing here?

594
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,520
Well, we're... so, they brought their...

595
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,856
- These are our cars.
- These are our cars here. Ours, yeah.

596
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,200
I've kind of seen you drive them and...

597
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,360
Yeah?

598
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,976
- You need me to drive them for you.
- Okay.

599
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,680
- That's fair.
- It's a science.

600
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,680
You want to start in the slow one?
The Mustang?

601
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,216
It's meaty though, isn't it? Look at that.

602
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,600
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's got some hips.

603
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,336
- You can deal with the muscle.
- Yeah.

604
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:14,400
All right.

605
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000
Watch.

606
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,256
- Watch.
- That's a winning combo right there.

607
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,400
- You guys are...
- Look at the way he walks.

608
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:21,600
- Guys.
- Yeah?

609
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:22,920
- Can I just say this?
- Yeah.

610
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,840
Really embarrassing.

611
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,920
- I thought we handled that well.
- It felt good.

612
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,680
- I feel like we're friends now.
- No.

613
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,360
<i>So, first under the right foot</i>

614
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,000
<i>of the former F1 champ...</i>

615
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,040
<i>was my lovely Mustang.</i>

616
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,160
That was a good launch off the line.

617
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:47,360
Little bit of under steer.

618
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,120
Up to turn two!

619
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,600
This is the first time
hearing the supercharger.

620
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:54,760
Yeah.

621
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,360
That's what you guys don't have.

622
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:02,960
You've got...

623
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,680
But could you hear the supercharger

624
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:05,880
from where you're driving?

625
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,200
No.

626
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,680
Nice traction onto the back straight.

627
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,840
The shifts are lovely up the box.

628
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,640
- It does sound good.
- Whoa, he's flying!

629
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:18,480
He is absolutely moving.

630
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:21,720
Agh! Come on!

631
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:24,400
Come on, GTD!

632
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:25,760
Final corner.

633
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:31,360
- Keep it, keep it, keep it.
- Right to the edge of the track.

634
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:32,600
Man knows how to drive.

635
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:33,920
- Oh, my God!
- There he goes!

636
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,736
- Do you have a time?
- I have nothing to compare it to.

637
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:40,760
Okay.

638
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,040
<i>With the Mustang's time
carefully logged...</i>

639
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,000
<i>I was determined</i>

640
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,040
<i>to give the ZR1 and Jenson</i>

641
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,760
<i>the best opportunity for success.</i>

642
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,200
Okay, Jenson, listen up.

643
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,336
Just be really super careful
going into turn one, okay?

644
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:56,960
It's a bit greasy. I'd suggest

645
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:57,920
<i>trail braking.</i>

646
00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,880
<i>You know?
Get some weight over the front</i>

647
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,600
and as the car's coming
out of yaw on the exit,

648
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,520
<i>you know, take some time
if the diff is open.</i>

649
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,680
<i>So, you know, just get on the throttle
progressively and slowly.</i>

650
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,720
The rear grip was pretty strong
considering 1,000 horsepower.

651
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:24,760
Oh, my God,
look how quick that thing is going!

652
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,360
Ogh!

653
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,520
A 100, 120...

654
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:33,080
It's just... that's how it accelerates. 150!

655
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:34,280
You look worried.

656
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,040
This is the look of a worried man.

657
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,080
No, no, no.
It's a mirage because of the desert.

658
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,360
Definitely feel a lot more body roll...

659
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,400
in this than the, Mustang.

660
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,480
Oh, little bit of...
a little squirrely on the exit.

661
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:51,880
- Jesus!
- Ogh!

662
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:53,720
Oh, my Lord!

663
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,560
Oh, that picks up quick!

664
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,080
He's so quick. Do you have a time?

665
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:01,000
I'm maintaining suspense.

666
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,480
Let's let the Venom go next.

667
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:08,920
<i>Hello, Jenson.</i>

668
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,560
The Venom has treated one Fromie right

669
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:14,920
<i>and I'm sure
that it will treat another right.</i>

670
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,920
<i>On, five,</i>

671
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,040
four, three...

672
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,400
Two, one...

673
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,560
Go!

674
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,760
Flames! I see flames!

675
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:28,880
- That was a lot of flames.
- Oh!

676
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,256
- Not a perfect launch there.
- Not a perfect launch.

677
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,400
- What happened there, Francis?
- What happened?

678
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,840
James, it takes about three seconds
for the boost to build.

679
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,880
Oh, okay.
Well then, yeah, your car's shit.

680
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:48,480
I am holding on.

681
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,280
And I don't often do that in a race car.

682
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:53,280
I am holding onto this thing.

683
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:55,920
Listen to it!

684
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,120
Holy crap!

685
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:02,280
Look at him move!

686
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,080
It's an absolute rocket ship.

687
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:11,696
It's the only car
I'm left-foot braking though

688
00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:14,760
'cause it feels like a proper race pedal.

689
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:16,840
It's hard, it's aggressive.

690
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,000
That corner speed
doesn't look that quick.

691
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,160
He's right, it doesn't.

692
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,760
Obviously, this thing is built
for straight-line speed.

693
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:34,120
It's not really built for this.

694
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:35,560
Come on, Jenson.

695
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:39,480
Oh, he's struggling.

696
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,280
Yeah, you can tell
it's an absolute handful.

697
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:42,440
My God, look at it go!

698
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,240
Across the line.

699
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,320
Yeah, that straight-line speed.

700
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:48,680
Oh, my goodness me.

701
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,240
Haha! I mean, wow.

702
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:55,000
That is... insane.

703
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,320
Oh, my.

704
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,296
- That looked like a handful.
- It's not very often

705
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,520
that I feel like a car drives me.

706
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,920
- That one does.
- That's quite a statement.

707
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,680
That is an absolute machine.

708
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,480
It's mind-blowing, it really is.

709
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,560
There's a few things
that need improving.

710
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:14,880
It's still... off the line, it's not quite there.

711
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,680
- Yeah.
- The gear shifts are a bit harsh,

712
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,800
but the... when you get the throttle down

713
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,320
- and you get the traction...
- Yeah.

714
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,040
- It blows my mind.
- Really?

715
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:24,440
- This feels quick.
- Yes.

716
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:25,976
- Puts a big smile on your face.
- It is quick.

717
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,880
- And you think there's nothing quicker.
- Yeah.

718
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:28,960
And then you get in that.

719
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,640
And yeah, it's...

720
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,040
What about the Mustang though?

721
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:34,920
That doesn't feel quick in a straight line,

722
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,120
but it feels amazing around the corners.

723
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,360
That's the thing, the Mustang for me

724
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,040
- is a race car.
- Yeah.

725
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:43,360
It's well-balanced,
it does everything you want it to.

726
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,560
You feel that lap 30

727
00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:47,600
- is going to be the same as lap one.
- Great.

728
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:49,280
The other two, maybe not so much.

729
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,056
Right, Francis, put us out of our misery.

730
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,376
- I got to know.
- What's going on here?

731
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:53,640
Are we ready? Okay.

732
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,360
- The Ford Mustang GTD...
- Yep.

733
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,880
Did it in 1:22:25.

734
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,120
- Okay.
- 1:22:25.

735
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:03,176
- The datum.
- Don't really know what that means.

736
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,640
- But yeah.
- It's a good start, it's a good start.

737
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,560
- The Corvette ZR1...
- This is a big deal.

738
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:12,040
1:19:10.

739
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,200
- What?
- Oh, wow!

740
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,240
- What?
- I'm sorry.

741
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,360
That is a slaughter, James.

742
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,440
- No, no, no. No, no, no.
- That's what that is.

743
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:21,920
It is seconds,

744
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:24,040
whole seconds faster.

745
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,200
- Gentlemen?
- Yep.

746
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:26,640
- Hold onto your beverages.
- Okay.

747
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:28,840
The Venom.

748
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,400
One ninteen...

749
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:33,120
point four two.

750
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,160
Oh, wow!

751
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,680
Haha, yes!

752
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,616
- It's just that much of a handful.
- Oh, my God!

753
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,000
It's that much of a handful.

754
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:41,400
- It really is.
- That's insane!

755
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,056
They didn't plan for it
to go around corners.

756
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,240
So, it's meant

757
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,440
for going extremely fast in a straight line.

758
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,080
And, and I think
those three-tenths are off the line.

759
00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:51,560
Definitely, but anyway, wow, what a test!

760
00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:54,200
And what a surprise,
I would say, with all three cars.

761
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:55,600
Fantastic driving, Jenson.

762
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:56,960
- Brilliant.
- Thank you, mate.

763
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:58,880
- That was great.
- Oh, proper handshake!

764
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,160
- Bring it in.
- Whoa!

765
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:03,760
<i>With the world champion's
expert assessment delivered,</i>

766
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,400
<i>it felt like our work with these cars</i>

767
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:07,640
<i>was just about done.</i>

768
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:08,800
See you later, cheers.

769
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:10,280
<i>Or so we thought.</i>

770
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,920
I got a call from the office this morning.

771
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:14,520
They said the purpose of this trip

772
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,640
was to come here
and show off the last stand

773
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,280
- of internal combustion, right?
- Yeah, we have.

774
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,080
We've been fighting each other.

775
00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:23,680
So, they said we're supposed
to go 200 miles North

776
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,120
to an airfield where apparently

777
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:28,960
there's some local firepower
that we're supposed to go up against

778
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:30,920
as a team.

779
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,000
But there's nothing as quick as these.

780
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,936
Yeah, I have no idea
what they're talking about.

781
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:36,480
So, we're like the Avengers.

782
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,360
<i>Rather baffled but intrigued
about what lay ahead,</i>

783
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,400
<i>we headed out for a 200-mile drive</i>

784
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,120
<i>to our final showdown.</i>

785
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:00,360
<i>James, you are surrounded by Mustangs.</i>

786
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,840
<i>Am I right in thinking you all share</i>

787
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,000
the same interior,

788
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:07,200
even though yours
is ten times more expensive?

789
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,560
Yes, you are correct.

790
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,440
I don't know why Ford did that.

791
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,520
<i>But I don't have a screen that looks</i>

792
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,600
<i>like it's been plucked
out of an old Lotus, okay?</i>

793
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,880
<i>So, I wouldn't start going on
about interiors.</i>

794
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:23,680
<i>Hey, Francis,</i>

795
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,160
you used to work at Rolls-Royce, right?

796
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:30,120
Yes, correct, as an assembly engineer.

797
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:33,440
I was just curious what your thoughts were
on the quality

798
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:37,240
<i>of your Venom considering
it's millions and millions of pounds.</i>

799
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:40,760
Considering that
this is an extremely low-volume car,

800
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,960
<i>there are no rattles,</i>

801
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,760
<i>there are no misaligned shut lines,</i>

802
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,320
<i>But I'm feeling</i>

803
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:51,400
every single bit of detail in the road

804
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:52,680
through my bottom.

805
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:55,840
It... it's...

806
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,240
it's not a, really, a pleasant feeling.

807
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,480
Don't worry, Francis.
This is where your car's going to shine,

808
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,560
hundreds-of-miles road trip

809
00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:05,120
in a carbon-fibre bucket.

810
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,360
<i>I hope you're comfortable in there.</i>

811
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:12,440
<i>We continued onwards
through the Mojave Desert</i>

812
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,800
<i>in search of an overnight stop</i>

813
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,160
<i>ahead of tomorrow's showdown.</i>

814
00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:24,800
<i>And with evening falling,</i>

815
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:28,040
<i>we came across an old mining town
near Death Valley</i>

816
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:29,320
<i>called Randsburg.</i>

817
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,040
This is just locked in time.

818
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:43,840
Absolutely fantastic, look at this place.

819
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:48,320
That guy's handlebar moustache
went down to his ankles.

820
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:53,120
- What a unique place!
- It's cool, right?

821
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:54,880
I've never seen anything like it.

822
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,720
We've got an inn.

823
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,040
And a bar.

824
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,560
- What the he...
- Oh, my God!

825
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,336
- What happened to you?
- Francis, what's happened?

826
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:08,560
- Did you spill something?
- No. My air conditioner stopped working.

827
00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:10,920
You can see the seat belt lines on you.

828
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,640
You look like a Rorschach painting.

829
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:15,160
- Great drive, guys.
- No! No, no, no, no.

830
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,880
You know, the... the, dye

831
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,800
from the leather on the wheel

832
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:21,560
actually meddled with my sweat

833
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:23,040
and has stained my jeans.

834
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:24,920
Oh, my God!

835
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,080
<i>While Francis dried himself out...-</i>

836
00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:30,440
<i>we got some drinks in</i>

837
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,120
<i>and then settled down for a little chat</i>

838
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:34,560
<i>about our cars.</i>

839
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:38,120
Genuinely,
what do you think about your cars?

840
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:40,360
- Francis?
- Money aside...

841
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,240
It can't be, but go on.

842
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:43,200
It has to be for him.

843
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,520
- Money aside...
- Okay.

844
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:46,880
It's the best thing I've ever driven.

845
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,720
The experience is like none other

846
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,520
and it has the title,

847
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,096
most powerful internal-combustion-engine
production car in the world.

848
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:55,600
It's hard to argue with that.

849
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:57,800
And when you accelerate,
you can't breathe.

850
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:02,920
Here's the thing, I've fallen in love
with your car as well.

851
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:04,920
I wasn't entirely sure about it at first.

852
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,120
When I first got in it,
it just felt like a GT500,

853
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:08,840
which is three times less the price

854
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,480
and has the same engine

855
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:12,520
- and feels just as fast.
- Yeah.

856
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,560
But just seeing Jenson touch it...

857
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:19,320
it looked unbelievable.

858
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:22,280
I've kept the screen up
of my Mustang up in, in the inside

859
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:23,560
so I can keep looking at it.

860
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:25,680
- Yeah.
- And looking at the suspension.

861
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,560
There's lots of special sauce
going on with it.

862
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:31,160
Yeah, can I talk about the Corvette
for a second?

863
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:32,440
Because it's brilliant.

864
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:35,800
I absolutely love it. I think
it is objectively almost perfect.

865
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,720
- It's almost faultless...
- Yes.

866
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,240
In its mission, however...

867
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:41,840
it has an identity crisis.

868
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,680
Yes, it does. I'm sorry.

869
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:47,080
With the turbocharged, high-revving,

870
00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:50,240
flat-plane crank V8,
it's such an Italian super car

871
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,600
wrapped up in a w... weird,
American mid-engined body.

872
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:55,520
But it... but it's cut price though.

873
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:57,760
It is, but, but I... I just... it doesn't matter

874
00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:59,560
because you hear it and you drive it

875
00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:01,040
and it feels Italy,

876
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:02,440
and then you're inside it

877
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:04,480
and the interior looks like a cross

878
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:08,240
between Las Vegas and the phrase,
"Y'all watch Nascar?"

879
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,320
- It's confused.
- D'you know what I mean?

880
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:12,440
Either way, I think it's brilliant.

881
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,800
I think they're all fant...
This is the coolest trio.

882
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,080
- I've seen together.
- Yeah.

883
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:18,800
All right, question,

884
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,040
gun to your head,
which one would you take? Go.

885
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:22,200
Money no object.

886
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:24,000
- Venom.
- Venom.

887
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:25,160
James.

888
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:26,640
GTD.

889
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:28,320
ZR1.

890
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,336
- Well, that was pointless.
- That was boring, haha!

891
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:31,896
- That was completely pointless, okay.
- Okay,

892
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,480
money object?

893
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,480
- Money object, ZR1.
- Corvette for sure, yeah.

894
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:36,640
GTD.

895
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:38,320
Fine.

896
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:40,936
But hey, I think it's good
that we all still love our cars

897
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,120
'cause it sounds
like we got something coming tomorrow.

898
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:44,776
- Yeah.
- And if yours is the superlative,

899
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,640
we're going to be depending on you.

900
00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:51,440
I have a... I have a feeling that speed
is going to come into play tomorrow.

901
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:52,640
Goodness.

902
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:28,080
Okay.

903
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:30,640
I like a good runway.

904
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,320
- Yeah.
- What was the office saying?

905
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,456
That we're going to go up
against some local firepower?

906
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,560
Yeah, all I know is
that we're supposed to meet here,

907
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:38,680
work as a team,

908
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,880
and apparently there's some local grunt
that we're supposed to go up against.

909
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,400
You don't think
that it's going to be some sort of...

910
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:48,080
powerful, all-wheel-drive EV thing?

911
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,520
The thing is,
considering we're on a runway,

912
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:52,960
you'd imagine it would be something
like a top-fuel dri...

913
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,560
Holy...

914
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,080
Jesus!

915
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,120
So, what do you think
we're racing against?

916
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:15,080
<i>Well, this is what we'd be racing against,</i>

917
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:19,600
<i>a trio of L39 Albatross jets</i>

918
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:23,040
<i>flown by some
of the most American pilots</i>

919
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:26,080
<i>from the Patriots air-display team.</i>

920
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:30,920
Good morning, gentlemen!

921
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:31,880
- Hi.
- Hi, hey.

922
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:34,000
My name's Corey "Zippy" Lovell.

923
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:37,000
Flying with me
will be Scott "Intake" Carvet

924
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,760
flying in the number-two position,
and following up

925
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,000
- will be Randy "Howler" Howell.
- Copy that.

926
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:43,640
For future contact,

927
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,760
should we address you
by your call signs?

928
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,000
Absolutely.

929
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,160
Zippy,

930
00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:50,040
- Howler, Intake.
- Great.

931
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,240
We're going to have
to get you guys some call signs.

932
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,240
- Well.
- We've got to think of one.

933
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:57,840
You don't get to think
of you own call signs, for sure.

934
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,696
Oh, we don't get to think
of our own call signs?

935
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:01,760
- No, not at all, Molson.
- Almost like a hazing.

936
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:02,920
- I see.
- Molson!

937
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,560
Thomas, you're from Canada, correct?

938
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:05,720
- Yes!
- Ontario?

939
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:07,360
- Molson.
- And I hear you like beer.

940
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,120
Yep. Nope, that's fine. I'm okay.

941
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,416
- Molson it is.
- I'm okay with that.

942
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,720
And you'll be driving the Corvette,
is that right, Molson?

943
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:13,920
Yep, yep, yes. Yes, sir.

944
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:15,576
That's Stretch right there. That's Stretch.

945
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,760
- Stretch?
- Stretch. Stretch.

946
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:20,160
- 'Cause I'm... I'm long?
- That's okay.

947
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,920
I'll be racing James.
We got to get James a name.

948
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,440
I was talking to him earlier.

949
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:27,760
I asked him
what his favourite thing to do was.

950
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:29,400
- Holiday.
- Holiday.

951
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:31,720
He said, "I don't like to work.
I like holidays."

952
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:33,656
- Heard that about him too.
- That's so boring,

953
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:34,800
but that's a cool call sign.

954
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:35,920
I'm Holiday now?

955
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,360
Okay, okay.

956
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:38,640
- Zippy.
- So, today's race,

957
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,480
I want to walk you through it real quick

958
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:41,800
so everyone knows.

959
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,280
We're going to have three cars
and three airplanes,

960
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:46,600
and it's a relay race.

961
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,256
The car needs to stay on the right side

962
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,520
and the plane will stay
on the left side of the runway.

963
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:53,776
We're going to be taking off
right next to you

964
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,336
and we'll take the left side of the runway.

965
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:56,840
You cannot cross over.

966
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,160
As you come down here,
you're going to want to come out

967
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:00,480
to the left here, but don't.

968
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:02,280
You need to stay on your side.

969
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,560
The plane's going to come out here,

970
00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:07,320
pulling about two or three G's
around the corner.

971
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:09,800
The car's going to continue.
You have this whole runway

972
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:12,240
and on this final stretch,

973
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,200
I'll come right back here, wings level,

974
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:17,360
Probably 3-400 miles an hour

975
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,016
and we're going to bring it down

976
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:21,680
- to about 20 feet.
- Twenty feet.

977
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:22,976
And this is going to be an all-out race...

978
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,200
- Jesus.
- To see who can cross

979
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:25,440
the finish line first.

980
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:27,840
- Okay.
- So...

981
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,200
big runway, turn right,
big runway, turn right,

982
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,120
big runway, don't get hit by a plane?

983
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:33,440
- You got it.
- Okay.

984
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:34,680
Any questions?

985
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,280
- N... negative.
- No, we're ready.

986
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:39,840
- All right, let's do it, guys.
- Let's go race!

987
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:48,320
<i>Any of you guys
watch relay racing in the Olympics?</i>

988
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:50,960
<i>Any ideas on strategy,
like, who goes first,</i>

989
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:52,840
who goes last sort of thing?

990
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:56,640
The last time I did a relay
was, in my secondary-school

991
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:57,800
<i>sports day.</i>

992
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:00,760
<i>If I'm right in thinking,</i>

993
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,040
<i>Usain Bolt went last</i>

994
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,000
in the Jamaican relay team.

995
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,760
Okay, that makes sense.
That would be you then going last,

996
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,280
the most powerful,

997
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:14,040
<i>and I guess, James, if you want to set
us off, it'll kind of give us a benchmark</i>

998
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,960
and it'll tell me how hard I need to push.

999
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:19,680
Yeah, okay, so Mustang first,

1000
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:22,040
Corvette second, Venom third?

1001
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:24,080
Let's do it.

1002
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:33,440
The sight I'm seeing right now

1003
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:35,440
in my rear-view screen...

1004
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,000
holy moly.

1005
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:45,240
Oh, my God.

1006
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:49,200
Oh, my God.

1007
00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:58,520
We're screwed.

1008
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:03,320
I see you, Zippy!

1009
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,240
Damn, he actually...
That was really intimidating.

1010
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:09,760
He just looked straight at me.

1011
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:14,520
<i>Okay, Patriots.</i>

1012
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:16,400
<i>Let's take these guys.</i>

1013
00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:18,960
<i>Standby, ten seconds.</i>

1014
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:23,200
Launch control, activated!

1015
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:25,960
Two, one...

1016
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:28,040
Go!

1017
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:30,200
- Go! Yes!
- Go on, James!

1018
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:33,160
Oh, beat him off the line!

1019
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:34,320
Good! Good launch!

1020
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,440
<i>Initially,
the cars would have the advantage</i>

1021
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,800
<i>because they were much quicker
off the line.</i>

1022
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:44,640
I'm crushing him!

1023
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:50,000
Oh, come on, buddy.

1024
00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:52,040
Oh, 140?

1025
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:54,840
150!

1026
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,240
Oh, we are moving!

1027
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,080
160.

1028
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,600
Braking zone, braking, braking.

1029
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,000
The jet's almost in the air.
The jet's almost in the air.

1030
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:05,520
Where is he? Oh, he's coming.

1031
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:07,520
<i>I'm rotating.</i>

1032
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,120
Those brakes are phenomenal!

1033
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:11,280
There goes the plane!

1034
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,280
<i>He's making the turn.</i>

1035
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:15,080
Gently on the power.

1036
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:24,520
God, that's a tight bank.

1037
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:26,920
Come on, James. Where are you?

1038
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:28,400
One-ten!

1039
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:29,680
One twenty, where's...

1040
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:31,600
There he is! Don't look. Don't look.

1041
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:33,760
Concentrate. Concentrate.

1042
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:35,480
And brake.

1043
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:40,680
Woah... Those brakes are so good!

1044
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:41,880
Coming 'round.

1045
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:43,840
Through the track!

1046
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:45,880
<i>Okay, I'm full throttle.</i>

1047
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:48,560
<i>I'm going to try to run him down here
on the home stretch.</i>

1048
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:50,360
Here he comes. It's almost my go.

1049
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:51,960
- Tag me in, buddy!
- Where is he?

1050
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:54,480
I'm winning!

1051
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:57,600
I don't see him!

1052
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:01,200
Oh, my God!

1053
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,280
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

1054
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:06,680
Oh! That was so close!

1055
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:08,176
He's going to beat me off the line.

1056
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:09,480
The jet's coming back first.

1057
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:11,800
<i>Go, go, go!</i>

1058
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:13,800
Come on, James!

1059
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:20,000
Oh, my God, I am racing a jet!

1060
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:23,360
Bye bye! Bye bye, sir!

1061
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:25,320
Oh, God.

1062
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:28,120
Be brave, Thomas. Keep your foot...
Oh, Jesus.

1063
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:30,680
Christ almighty!

1064
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:31,960
Tramlining.

1065
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:35,200
One-sixty!

1066
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:37,720
One-seventy!

1067
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:41,120
Brake, brake, brake, brake.

1068
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:43,640
Oh, shit, moving around on the brakes.

1069
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,680
Oh, that's scary.
Where's the jet? Where is he?

1070
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,240
Thomas, focus on the corner.
Don't look at the jet.

1071
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:53,480
There he goes!

1072
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:56,760
Get on the throttle. Oh, my God!

1073
00:51:58,760 --> 00:51:59,880
It's slick!

1074
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:04,280
Come on, Thomas! Foot down!
Oh, my God, I'm losing the rear.

1075
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:06,360
Ogh!

1076
00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:08,880
There's sand on the runway.

1077
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,040
There he is!

1078
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:16,960
Oh, I'm moving around.

1079
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:18,440
I'm moving around.

1080
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:20,280
Braking.

1081
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:23,720
Here he comes. Here he comes.

1082
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:28,360
<i>Molson, I've got you.</i>

1083
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:29,760
Come on, Thomas!

1084
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:33,240
Holy shit!

1085
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:35,840
There's Thomas!

1086
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,640
There's the plane!
Oh, he's going to overtake him!

1087
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:42,080
<i>With Thomas now behind,</i>

1088
00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:44,480
<i>it was time to play our ace card.</i>

1089
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:51,960
Look at that!

1090
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:55,400
Come on, Thomas! Where are you?

1091
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:57,720
Go, go, go!

1092
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:01,960
Stretch, go!

1093
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:08,760
I need to catch up to the jet!

1094
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:13,400
Come on, Venom!

1095
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:17,560
I'm catching the jet!

1096
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:21,080
<i>Oh, man, that thing's fast.</i>

1097
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:23,000
Hundred and eighty!

1098
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:26,600
I'm on the brakes now.

1099
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:29,000
I'm on the brakes!

1100
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:30,280
There he goes!

1101
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:35,800
They're close. They're close.

1102
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:38,120
Where is he?

1103
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:39,760
The jet's already banking.

1104
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,440
Oh, God, too wide here.

1105
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:43,600
Come on!

1106
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:46,480
Come on, Venom!

1107
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:50,160
I see Francis.

1108
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:53,680
<i>He's quick.</i>

1109
00:53:57,240 --> 00:53:58,480
Where's the jet?

1110
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:03,480
Hard on the brakes!

1111
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:06,640
Down in second.

1112
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:10,480
<i>I've got to try and catch him.</i>

1113
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:13,480
Get on the power!

1114
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:20,200
I can't see Stretch.

1115
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:21,840
- There, I see Stretch!
- There he is!

1116
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:24,160
Hundred and sixty!

1117
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:25,440
Where's the jet?

1118
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:28,440
Where's the jet?

1119
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:33,400
Two hundred miles and hour!

1120
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:36,600
- No!
- Oh, he just missed him!

1121
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:37,760
Oh, no!

1122
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:40,240
Holy crap!

1123
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:43,120
- And he's throwing the smoke.
- Hoo hoo!

1124
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:47,200
That's the first time I've ever hit 200!

1125
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:54,096
James, there's so much adrenaline
going through my body right now.

1126
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:55,400
I'm... I'm just happy with that.

1127
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:56,856
I feel like I'm talking really fast.

1128
00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:58,760
Is this...
is this the normal speed that I talk?

1129
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:00,480
We just lost.

1130
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:03,960
We just lost it!

1131
00:55:05,240 --> 00:55:06,520
I felt the need.

1132
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:08,560
- Don't say it.
- The need for the toilet.

1133
00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:10,080
Yeah!

1134
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,880
<i>We may have lost to the fighter jets,</i>

1135
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:15,600
<i>but all three of these cars</i>

1136
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,160
<i>had shown us
that petrol-powered performance</i>

1137
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,440
<i>isn't going to be driven out of town</i>

1138
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:22,200
<i>anytime soon.</i>

1139
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,920
That was so close!

1140
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:27,120
- So close!
- That was so close!

1141
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:29,120
- You did so well.
- Oh, man!

1142
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,880
My air conditioning broke as well!

1143
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:34,600
Oh, my God.

1144
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:36,840
- You did really well.
- Oh, thanks.

1145
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,240
Stretch, not Francis. Sorry.

1146
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:39,120
- Stretch.
- And Molson.

1147
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:40,960
Molson, Holiday.

1148
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:45,240
What an ending
to our first ever <i>Grand Tour</i>.

1149
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:47,680
On a loss?

1150
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:50,280
- Yeah, I'll take it.
- That's okay.

1151
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:52,520
- I'll take it.
- This is not going to be easy.

1152
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:54,360
No, this is not an easy job.

1153
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:56,360
So, we'll start how we mean to continue.

1154
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:09,600
Our cars are in there?

1155
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:12,840
<i>Who had bought
the best five-grand sports car?</i>

1156
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:16,920
You bought an old XKR for five grand?

1157
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:18,800
I feel like I'm in <i>The Last of Us.</i>

1158
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:22,840
I'm going to beat
all those guys no matter what!

1159
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,560
I'm breaking down as we speak, literally!

1160
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:29,000
- No way!
- Is that loud enough?

1161
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:31,120
- Second gear, James!
- Second gear!

1162
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:36,080
I'm sorry, pal, but you're done.

